I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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