I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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