i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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