Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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