He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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