If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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