Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
