Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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