I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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