so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
