How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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