IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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