she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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