Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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