He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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