My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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