Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
my liver is dry heaving
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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