their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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