Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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