no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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