Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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