covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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