What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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