Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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