I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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