Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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