So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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