talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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