scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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