its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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