I wish I could teleport
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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