I will die if light touches me.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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