return my video game
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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