I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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