When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
