i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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