The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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