This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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