me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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