a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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