Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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