guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I won the penis lottery.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize