STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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