If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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