she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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