is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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