I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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