it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
