so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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