So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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