so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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