id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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