accomplished twins. life is a go
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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