This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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