Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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