Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need water and some morals
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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