google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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